March 2012
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum asks a girl out over Facebook Chat but she thinks they just want to hang out as friends but he thinks it’s a date so he buys flowers and puts on his nicest sweater vest and he shows up at her house and her dad opens the door and her dad shouts into the house “Are you going on a date today?” and she doesn’t know Rick is at the door so she’s like “No i’m just...
February 2012